Yes, I'm ashamed to admit that I went to Ryan Seacrest's site. But the video isn't horrible, and she certainly doesn't come across as completely out of her mind - so maybe she's got a chance at this "comeback" thing I keep hearing about??
Recently in britney Category
Well, not really. But since I re-did all the category archives to only be links to the individual archives - some of the archives were rather large, and getting re-loaded too frequently for my tastes - I think some of the folks coming to the site in search of Britney Spears photos have been feeling a little... lost.
So, the images themselves are collected here for your convenience. If you want to look at the posts related to Ms. Spears, you can go here.
Thanks for stopping by!
Kevin demands custody hearing - People
Kevin Federline has called for an emergency court hearing to discuss his child custody dispute with Britney Spears today (22.02.07).The 28-year-old and his lawyer are scheduled to appear at a Los Angeles courthouse for an emergency hearing regarding custody of five-month-old Jayden James and 17-month-old Sean Preston.Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini said: "Our best information is he will be here, she won't. But anything is possible."
I can't stand to watch this whole drama, but it's like an accident in progress - you know it's going to be messy, but you just can't help but watch it happen.
IOL: Sleepy Britney leaves New Year's Eve party
Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mother – by falling asleep on a New Year’s Eve night out.
It seems pretty lame on the face of it, but think about it - she's finally getting worn out with all the panty-less partying, and apparently the strain of raising her two children without their father is taking it's toll. I have to wonder, however, just how much help K-Fed was when they were still together. But that's just me ;)
Two out of four kids have ear infections. Nice.
Lamont lost to Lieberman - I'm sorry, but I'm not surprised. I really don't want to get into the debate about all this crap, but I agree that Lamont lost because he made the election about Lieberman, not the issues. Either way, we're not going to leave Iraq anytime soon, and I honestly don't know what the heck Lieberman has to do with that - HE isn't the one who got us into this quagmire, Bush is. Let's focus on getting him out of the Oval office, then we can address Joe's problems.
Britney Spears: yes, she's getting a divorce. Yeah. I think I already addressed this. The reason I mention it: she drives a lot of traffic to my site. Not her personally, of course..... People looking for photos of her. I'll save you the trouble: look here - they're all in one place. I might add some to the page. Why?
I used to include the posts about Britney in the "Posts" category. Now that page is about 2mb in size. When the search engines spider the site, they put that page in their index under Britney Spears, even though it's not really appropriate. I've taken the liberty of removing those posts from the page, but also of using a robots.txt file to block spider access to that page. Since doing that, traffic to that page - and my monthly bandwidth usage - have shot way down. Coincidence? I think not.
I've noticed that the Britney page is making it's way up the "popular pages" list, but not quite as quick as I expected. I wonder how long it will take for the photos page to make the list? Let's find out.
So, it seems that Britney has come to her senses and decided to get rid of Kevin:
Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview. This Is London
I like the deviousness of sending a him the notice via text message, but I tend to think that having a process server do it in front of his friends while he's out clubbing might have been a better idea. That's just me though.
Shockingly, he's getting money from her: She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000. That's right, she's giving the half-wit wanna-be rapper $360,000 over the next year.
Where do I sign up to marry her so I can get a divorce settlement like that? I must admit that my interest in Britney waned for a while - mostly while she was seen in public with Kevin and having his kids, but she's looking quite nice again after the second baby, so maybe I should give her another chance ;).
As you probably know by now, I have, in the past, been a big fan of Britney Spears. That's changed a bit with her marraige to "K-Fed", and the birth of their son Sean. But the underlying feelings are there - they're just covered up with varying layers of disgust and disbelief.
Regardless, I bring you the following tidbit:
BrooklynPapers.com: OH MAMA! Nude Britney sculpture in Billyburg
Someone made an interesting statue of Britney "giving birth" to her son. It's interesting, but I wonder how she feels about it.
In Britney related news, I've noticed quite a bit of traffic to this site, and more specifically to my "posts" category. Why? We'll, it seems that many people are searching for Britney, and they're using various image search engines. Aside from all the porn stars named Britney, there are various images on my site that have her name in the title, so they come up. It's also a context thing - in amongst my posts on the topic, I've posted some photos of the lass. They are picked up by the search engines, and.... well, I'm sure you can figure it out.
The problem is that the link they travel to most - the "posts" category archive - is also 1.6 mb in size as I write this. That's 1.6 mb of just text - that doesn't include any of the photos that also come from my server, or images that go elsewhere. Now, I'm not complaining about the amount of the download as it relates to my bandwidth allocation - it's more of a concern for the end user that they're wasting their time.
If they're looking for a photo of Britney, they shouldn't have to read through all my posts to get to them. They probably don't care, and honestly, they probably don't even read them - they just scroll until they find the image. Some of them then link to it from their own website, which naturally brings about another set of isssues, but I've got plans in place to deal with that. But what do I do to get them to the photos they want and on their way quickly? And without taking a bandwidth hit?
Suggests are appreciated - I'm thinking maybe something that looks at each page that's loaded (maybe just the category pages) to see if it's a referal from a search engine, then it looks to see what the search terms are. Depending on that, it will then do something else - maybe take them to the Britney page instead?
In the meantime, I've just added "posts" to the robots.txt file, so it should stop getting indexed soon - and I'm hoping that by making this the first post on that page (at least for a day or two) that it will help alleviate some of the load.
Thoughts? Comments?
Eric R. Danton | Sound Check: Suggestions for Britney Spears
Also.... Spears in Diaper Drama: Britney changed her sons diaper in the middle of a Victoria's Secret. Literally in the middle - like right by the cash register.
Eric has a point - if she doesn't want the drama, then she needs to get out of Dodge. And losing the dirtbag (aka her so called husband) wouldn't hurt either. I can't open my wifes "People" or "US" without reading about how they're in therapy/getting divorced/converting to Scientology. Honestly, it's getting a little old now..... Broom him or shape him up, ok?
It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that Britney made a mistake. Huge. COLOSSAL.
Anyway, maybe she'll stumble across the website and come to her senses.
Britney's Bun in the Oven - Apr 12, 2005 - E! Online News:
It's official: Britney Spears has a baby on board. This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Em's Bully Beat Down by Court - Apr 15, 2005 - E! Online News
It seems that Eminem's old school hood nemesis didn't like the way he was rapped about in one of Em's songs - so he did what any bully would, and sued. I like the part where the judge goes freestyle in her decision and kicks it a bit.
Word.
TV Squad: The Mr. and Mrs. Britney Spears Show
Former pop-virgin Britney Spears and her skeezy trophy groom Kevin Federline have signed on to star in a six-episode "reality" show for UPN. The as-yet-untitled program will document the couple's "courtship, engagement and wedding" and will largely consist of footage shot by the gruesome twosome themselves on home video. UPN is hiring an outside producer to rush the project into post, and is hoping to premiere by the end of this season. The whole business is apparently - and this is a quote from Miss Toxic herself - an attempt by Mrs. Federline to turn over a new leaf: "I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art."
Wow. Britney on my tv, for six whole weeks. It's too bad that she went ahead and married that.... thing. The worst part, of course, are the persistent rumors that she's in a family way - thus ruining any hope I had that she was only married to him for the sake of the tabloids.
Why, Britney, have you forsaken me?
Celebrity: "Oops! She Did It Again"
One surprise wedding wasn't enough in 2004 for the pop princess. Britney Spears and her dancer man Kevin Federline tied the knot in a surprise ceremony Saturday at a private residence in front of 20 guests. Even Britney's mom thought she was going to the couple's "engagement party." Britney's first wedding was in Vegas following a New Year's celebration. This is K-Fed's first marriage. Just this week, Britney was talking about her desire to become a mother soon. Maybe the wedding night was it!"
Now, while we all know that this is old news, did anyone click on that image yet? That has got to be the most HORRIBLE picture of any celebrity ever - the fact that they did that to Britney just kills me.
News of the World...
Britney was my sex-mad bride
Sadly, someone else married Britney before me. And she's apparently going to be doing it again.
My favorite quote from the "tell all tale": "I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, 'Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans.
You all recall, no doubt, the ruckus about Britney and Madonna (and that Christina chick) kissing during the VMA's this year. Now they're together in Britney's new video - and it's pretty cool.
Anyway, there's also a bunch of photo's and such of the two of them - check 'em out.
Britney Pix, Madonna Pix, Girls Gone Wild (not THAT one)
A reliable source gave me this photo - apparently the saphic antics at the beginning of this years VMA started during rehearsal....
Ok, maybe not. I have a friend who Photoshopped the heck out of the images - he took Madonna and Britney, then Madonna and Christina, and made this:
;)
While I'm pleased that Britney is expanding her horizons, I have to question her choice: Christina is a bit of a dirty bird, by my take on things. But maybe I should give her a chance to redeem herself. I'll have to watch and wait as events unfold.
This used to be all the rage in middle school - "MASH"ing to see who you'd marry, what you'd do, all that fun stuff.
Apparently, based on my standards today, I'd be married to Britney Spears, living in an appartment in NYC with our 1 child. I'd be a Billionaire, and I'd drive us around the city in my red Dodge Hemi 'Cuda.
I believe it all, except the bit about the car - no-one in their right mind drives around NYC!
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
In an incredibly frank outburst, the foul-mouthed singer says he bedded the pop princess in a steamy session at her Hollywood Hills mansion.
God damn, she promised she was waiting for ME!!!
Ok, Jimmy Fallon did a pretty good job hosting. I don't know what his "thing" is, but in his Letterman appearance the other night, and in his post-show interview with Kurt Loder, he comes across as a guy with an untreated case of ADHD. But maybe it's just him being a little nervous - whatever.
Britney Spears - wow, quite the outfit. Christina Aquilera (or however it's spelt) - c'mon, you ho, what were you thinking? I could see your boobs, and your cheeks, but that was more than I ever wanted to see. Why, oh why did you do this to me??? And you're not even all that. Or a bag of chips. Please, reconsider going out in public if thats what you're gonna wear. Pink did okay, I guess, but it was a wee bit skimpy too - at least you're not a total ho.
There were many rappin' dudes wearing all manner of dress - what the heck were they thinking? Fur? On an eye patch? C'mon, B2k man.... it's just plain wrong.
The presenters were your usual mix of people, but I did find it a bit odd that they had someone come on to introduce Rudi Guiliani, who then introduced Sheryl Crow - again, whatever, I guess.
My biggest gripe with the whole evening: Axl Rose, of Guns and Roses. He performed for the first time in like 4-5 years. Guess what? There's a reason he hasn't performed in so long. His voice is crap - either he's got a cold, or he's totally destroyed it. I think it was the latter - I seem to recall reading/hearing that he's had problems. He did an abbreviated "Welcome to the Jungle", and it just wasn't the same - especially the scream at the beginning. I do give him massive props for coming back despite the fact that most of the original band is gone and he's had to rebuild from scratch. Oh, and by the way... what the F was up with "Buckethead"? It might just be me, but I though he looked/acted a bit like Wes Borland, formerly of Limp Bizkit.
The highlight of the evening had to be the little "Moon man" bits they played before they introduced the nominees for each category. Very innovative and interesting.
britney exposed!
This is quite an interesting site - and something that defies explanation, so just go check it out.
The other day, I mentioned Yahotties! - a site that gathers the "hotties" from various Yahoo! news sites and puts them all in one place - a fine service.
Apparently Yahoo!'s lawyers think that he's infringing on their trademarks. I can see the use of a similar logo - that's fine. But he never says anything on the pages to indicate that he's Yahoo! - in fact, he's got a link on every page to the "about" page which indicates that it's NOT affiliated with Yahoo!. Sure, he's borrowed from their look and feel. And is apparently loading all of the images from their servers. But c'mon people, this is the internet - this kind of thing happens ALL THE TIME. Look - it just happened again!
Apparently Yahoo!'s lawyers think that he's infringing on their trademarks. I can see the use of a similar logo - that's fine. But he never says anything on the pages to indicate that he's Yahoo! - in fact, he's got a link on every page to the "about" page which indicates that it's NOT affiliated with Yahoo!. Sure, he's borrowed from their look and feel. And is apparently loading all of the images from their servers. But c'mon people, this is the internet - this kind of thing happens ALL THE TIME. Look - it just happened again!
Britney Spears guide to Semiconductor Physics: semiconductor physics, Edge Emitting Lasers and VCSELs
It is a little known fact, that Ms Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics. Not content with just singing, in the following pages, she will guide you in the fundamentals of the vital laser components that have made it possible to hear her super music in a digital format.
I sure do think it's noble of Ms. Spears to share her knowledge with the rest of the world.
TonyPierce.com brings us a wee review of a recent Britney show. Complete with photos. Mmmmm, Britney...
The Sun Newspaper Online:
Some rather risque shots of the pop diva Britney Spears.
A) Yes, I'm in love with Britney Spears.
B) Google knows that most people can't spell "Britney Spears," so they fix your spelling when you search. Google rocks.
Britney Spears Downplays Romance
Mon Mar 25, 4:47 PM ET
Britney Spears said Monday that she's not "in an intense relationship with anyone," fueling speculation that she and 'N Sync (news - web sites)'s Justin Timberlake have broken up.
(or here if you want to see the Yahoo! version of the picture)
but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The DRUDGE REPORT brings us this shocking tidbit:
BRITNEY BARES BREASTS
Tue Feb 19 2002 11:17:54 ET
Pop goddess BRITNEY SPEARS bared her boobs in her new movie CROSSROADS - but the shots ended up on the cutting-room floor, according to reports.
Why oh why oh why??? There are so many people that would like to have an actual answer as to the actual size of Britney's breasts. Granted, my curiosity is only scientific, but I think that the general public would appreciate a final answer. (Don't know what I'm talking about? Check this out and be amazed!)
Yahoo! Auctions brings us...
Yahoo! Auctions - Britney's "Surfs Up" Swimsuit
Now, I don't know which is more disturbing: the final cost ($4,100.00) or this bit of the description:
One (1) pink and white one-piece swimsuit; custom-fit for Britney; unwashed.
Unwashed? As in, straight from Britneys body? I think that pretty much says it all.
E! Online - Gossip - Fashion Police report...
A Leg Up
The thigh's the limit for Britney Spears at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France, where the pop princess proves she's got gam--er, game. But is Brit's slit too much of a good thing in this high-cut stretch dress? Just asking.
Maybe I should just make this the "I (heart) Britney" Blog. Hmmmmmm.
Pepsi, Yahoo! and Britney have teamed up to offer:
And no, for the record, I am NOT obsessed with Britney. I swear.
People.com reports...
Update: Britney, Justin to Marry
STEPHEN M. SILVERMAN
There are wedding bells ahead for Britney Spearsand Justin Timberlake, the pop princess revealed in a TV interview Saturday at the 36th annual MIDEM, an international music conference in the south of France.
Well, that's a little disappointing.
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