Mmmmmm, Slurm
Mt. Dew is my Slurm. I see a bottle (or a whole cooler full if I'm getting groceries, like tonight) and I MUST HAVE IT.
If you've ever seen Futurama (vol. 1, vol. 2, vol. 3, all on DVD!), you may have seen the episode that explains the dark secret behind Slurm. I'm sure that there is a similar dark secret behind Mt. Dew - maybe it's the waste product of making Slice? - but I can't help but drink it. I see it, I want it. I drink it, I want more. When I empty the bottle..... mmmmm, want more.
I think maybe it's time for a Mt. Dew support group......
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