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Ass pennies

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Upright Citizens Brigade Season 1 on DVDThe Very Unofficial UCB Site

Every time a penny passes through your hands stick it up your ass...

The wisdom of ass pennies is not to be ignored.

Upright Citizens Brigade was a show on Comedy Central. It's also a comedy troupe that gives lessons and such. I just know that they were pretty funny.

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You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

can i have change for a dollar please?

can i have change for a dollar please?

Do you have any change in your pockets? Yah? Any pennies? THOSE PENNIES HAVE BEEN IN MY ASS!

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass every day for 11 years! that's 3000 pennies a day! 21,000 pennies a week! 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies! EIGHT TIMES THE POPULATION OF NEBRASK! THOSE PENNIES WERE IN MY ASS!

You don't have it together Nick. You stick pennies up your ass for confidence. That's not having it together.

Oh I laugh at you before you can laugh at me! Your pennies have been in my ass!! You hear me?! Your pennies have been in MY ASS!

To date, thats 12,012,000 pennies, eight times the population of Nebraska, those pennies were in my ass!

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