Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Updated every Friday, Saturday Night Live Transcripts features 1,076 transcripts of the funniest skits, characters and sketches from the history of "Saturday Night Live".
Now if only they'd update earlier in the week, I'd be able to review this weeks Weekend Update!
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Why won't http://snltranscripts.jt.org/ cooperate? Every time I try to go to that site, I get the dreaded "This page cannot be displayed" message. WHy is that?
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I'm trying to find the SNL sketch with Rob Schneider as a Greek guy working behind the counter at a diner. When a customer asks for more juice for his gyro. Schneider says "you lika da juice" "da juice is good" "I get you more juice". Which year? show?etc. Thanks....Kev
I'm not exactly sure what kind of site this is, or what it offers. However, I was hoping someone could give me or link me to some site that had the complete transcript for the Hugh Jackman episode. (11/8/01)
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Tina Fey's monologue from April 6, 2002 Weekend Update? Anyone? Worldclass, imho.
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Hey there, I missed the May 18, 2002 show and a friend told me that there was a new Celebrity Jeopardy. The best part about it was that Jimmy Fallon was Dave Matthews, I would love it if I could get the transcript from than. So if anyone knows how to find it or has the transcript, just let me know! Thanks
Jess
Hey, does anybody know where I can get the transcript for the Brian Fellow's Safari Planet wit Jimmy Fallon and The Rock?
I NEED to find the transcript from Wake up Wakefield with Kirsten Dunst.It was sooo hilarious. Please help.
Do you have the Matt foley motivational speaker with David Spade
does anyone have any sketch transcripts of the 2002-2003 season premier with matt damon. Id like ones wit jimmy fallon da most!!
hey i need to know if anyone has any of the Amber (one-legged hypoglycemic) skits of the Bachelor or Dismissed... they are so hilarious, but not of her skits is there.. help?
hey everyone! i need to find the transcripts to the rene zelweger show! its not on saturdaynightlivetranscripts.com! does anyone have it or know anyone who does? im really just looking for the skit on Jerry Maguire 2-its so funny! please help! thanks, steve
I am desperately searching for a transcript, video clip, or audio clip of the Jennifer Aniston 1999 sketch with Rachel Dratch as the Lawn Urchins.
Specifically, the song they sing.
PLEASE HELP ME!
No one seems to have archived this skit!
I am desperately searching for a transcript, video clip, or audio clip of the Jennifer Aniston 1999 sketch with Rachel Dratch as the Lawn Urchins.
Specifically, the song they sing.
PLEASE HELP ME!
No one seems to have archived this skit!
I've been searching for the name of the song being played in the backround of "The Falconer" skit with Ashton Kutcher when Donald and the muskrat are competing.
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I would really appreciate an Ackroyd video or script he played on the Chrismas 1976 show hosted by Candace Bergman. He was the radiation and smog "weatherman". It was hilarious.
Any suggestions would be appreciated.
I have been searching for any of the scripts for "The Needlers 'The Couple that Should be Divorced'" and have had no such luck. Anyone have or know where I can find one of the scripts???
Does anyone have the renee zellweger transcript/s? !!!!!!!!Please!!!!!!!!!!!
can someone find the transcript for the spartans chess tournament